June 12, 2008

Terribleness: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, Snow White

A gift for all and none, but especially not for Ms. Morgan Stepford-Sachs, and all the other members of the Stepford-Sachs family out there who are not yet ready to accept this gift.

Fantasy:


Reality:


We are indeed the all-singing all-dancing crap of the world, oh my brothers and only friends! And I? I am a life-affirming optimist, believe it or not. So go out, smile at the sky and embrace the world for what it is, even if a pigeon craps on your shoulder while you're doing it.

Tyler Durden says: use soap.

3 comments:

The Blackout Blog said...

Optimist, huh?

I had to laugh out loud at this one b/c I've definitely had a Snow White convo with a few members of the Stepford-Sachs family.

And for future reference, if your job is the most important thing about you. Don't talk to me. But feel free to be entertained by my blog!

OMFGNYC said...

The only snow white I like tends to shoot up my pretty nostrils.

Funny enough, that white makes everyone else that much more beautiful and unique.

All my love,
Blanche

Rant: An Oral History of Marc said...

I saw that one coming. I really did.